Aspershuns

Sir, come with us please sir

Huh, why

Sir, we don’t want to make trouble for you sir

I am sitting here, I am doing nothing

I demand to know why you want to remove me

Sir, we have been observing you for some time sir

You are doing precisely nothing sir

Your actions, rather your lack of actions

Are highly suspicious sir

You look uncomfortable sir

You look as if you do not fit in sir

You look agitated sir

Ah, so you have profiled me

We do not do profiling sir

And besides if we did you would not be a type we would profile sir

You are a white male

But you have profiled me gentlemen

And because I do not fit your version of normal

And because I am uncomfortable with these social situations

You have taken it upon yourselves to hassle me

Ergo you are profiling me

I do not fit your profile

We must ask you to leave sir

Fine