Shite!
What kind of crap is this?
Why, why, why why, for God’s sake?
In what friggin’ universe is it okay
To disparage a person in a vain attempt to advance career?
And then, damn-it another person decides
It is a dandy idea to support person number 1
In this pack of lies.
Did you know labour, meaning work
Has a common Latin root with suffer?
The creators of that beautiful language had it right
Laboro Laboris. Damned right!
Suffer Work!
All yea managers unite. Pareto your team.
The adage will be true.
80% of the angst will come from 20% of your force.
But you know what to do…
Settle down. Breathe, breathe, knowing what is right is key.
Ask what is causing this aggression?
Remember the work: attack the process not the people.
It is always the process that causes the problem.
Check the facts thoroughly, perforo
Understand the gaps explicitly, factum
Address the barriers appropriately, parietis
Secure the peace unequivocally, pax pacis
And when all else fails imbibo vinum!