December 22, 2012

Dear Diary


So like I am awake
And all girly
With feelings and such
Like geez
I am a pathetic lonely guy
I am a guy aren’t I?


Yup

So like I saw myself in the mirror
After a horror film night
Battling the demons in my head
And I saw
Einstein!!!!
Cool man, says 14 year old me
You look like Einstein
Time to brush your teeth
But not your hair
Cause you look like Einstein
But your girly side is so lonely
Boy
(I think) I need a pancake
A Giant Apple Pancake
With butter and maple syrup
And lots of strong coffee
Dear Diary
I may be lonely
But my belly is happy
And I look like Einstein
And I am a guy.
I checked