I am an artiste
Look at me
My dark green felt beret
(cocked just so)
My bright purple shirt
Scuffed pointy shoes
And pee stained ochre pants
I suck on my cigarette
(through this pretentious holder)
I carry my battered leather bag
(with airs and authority)
And I piss upon all you stand for
Cause I see, you cannot see. Ha!