It must be hard for you but stick with me and yea shall be au
fait with my say I haven’t seen her in donkey’s years but provide a stiff upper
lip and in time all will be bees knees so best of british to you gor blimey mix
all this together and bobs your uncle but careful he is a smarmy fellow which
makes him brilliant and lucky in my eyes eee you cheeky monkey you had best clear
off you lot what’s that oi’ you are talking a load of cadwallop except that is
dear isn’t it do you do fun in the sneaky and unless you are caught it will be
easy peasy now stop fannying around and get on with it really fiddlesticks he
is full o’ beans cause we was off for a gander are we all right ‘k get stuffed but
not bloody likely yet when you feel up give us a bell so I can tell how we took
a flutter on cards and yes he was gobsmacked by it all and now I am really
gutted cause he being doing the slap and tickle with out me what coor good on
you things are goin’ like a bomb for you but be careful mate cause do that
again and you could be in her majesty’s pleasure yes all will be hunky dory but
hold I’m off for a jimmy riddle.
You are pulling my knob cause he be doing sweet fanny adams lad oh come
on who’s being the nancy boy then did you see him grem made me dicky it did yes
I’m on the job you don’t get owt for nowt otherwise he be doing a piss lately
and its got him in porridge with his wife what a prat one day he will learn to
put a sock in it he won’t be no rumpy pumpy otherwise yes it is a parky day did
you know she got caught scrumpling for the dumplings but its all sixes and
sevens between ‘em now why is you all a skew-whiff what not my cuppa tea friend
you been all skive to me lately would you fancy a snog soon sod it don’t get
shirty with me young man when I’m feeling morish eh sod’s law it is yes I
understand geez again I am off to spend a penny old I am. And yes its all squidgy but you say a
word and you’ll be off to Coventry with me you tosser you wanker whatever you
twat nobody likes a whinger wot alright I haven’t heard from you in yonks but
now I am zonked I’ll ring you up again tara.
2 comments:
Struth mate. I reckon I got all that. Didn't come down in the last shower, I'll give yuz the drum.
Goodness, Norton. Not being born within the sound of the Bow Bells, I haven't the foggiest of much of what you say....
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