In the Lair of Dentiste De Sade

Welcome sir, we have been expecting you

Come. Follow me.

You will be in the third room on the right.

Relax sir.  My job is to make you as comfortable as possible.

Considering…

Yes, right.  Here is how it will work.

My assistant, she will monitor.

Won’t you dear?  Yes doctor.

First we will immobilize you.

My assistant will mount the block.

We shall dress the opening in rubber.

To block the fluids you understand.

And then we shall go to work.

Questions?

Now sir.  Once we start you shall want a safe signal.

Lets lift your left hand when you need to slow the choking.

Lift both hands when you want us to stop.

Lets begin then shall we.

You’ll let us know if the pain is too great won’t you?

We want our clients to be happy of course.

You shall feel a tiny prick then.

Next we will ream you, want to make a good impression you know.

What? Stop already, oh a pause, okay then.

If you need to swallow, clamp down on the frame.

Makes it easier you know.

The discomfort isn't so pronounced.

Alright then we have a good stiff stump.

We will be able to mount upon that for certain.

Want to tickle your root now.

You will feel a slight pinch and pull as we extract it.

Here let me clean you up a bit.

We are going to whip up some rubber for you.

Clamp down now and hold tight

Just for a few minutes

And then we shall do it again.

How are you for a third time?

You have no choice really.

I am in control after all.

Alright we will prepare the prosthetic now.

She really does a wonder job of it.

It will feel a bit odd at first.

That plastic piece forced between your teeth.

Like a bit I fear.

But you will get used to it.

And of course you have your safety.

Should we go too far.

There there now.

All done.  Was really pretty good now wasn’t it.

Lets get you cleaned up.

Straighten up your clothes.

Get all that gunk from your face shall we.

A wee bit more next week.

Thursday.

Your crowning achievement (humour that).

You are a good sport.