Musterbation Can-Can

You must get a wife

You must get a large house

You must get a degree

You must get that six-figure job

You must have 2.1 kids

You must have a 2-car garage

You must have that Europe holiday

You must have an SUV

You must also own a car

You must send you kids to private school

You must eat at the finest restaurants

You must play golf

You must love professional sports

You must belong to exclusive clubs

You must have sex 1.2 times per week

You must attend the opera

You must be politically active

You must pay into charities

You must believe in God

You must go to Church

You must drink too much

You must have a huge debt

You must have a stressed heart

You must die early!

You can reassess your life

You can be an artist

You can cry

You can laugh

You can sing to friends

You can dance

You can eat sensibly

You can exercise smartly

You can take relaxing vacations

You can smell the flowers

You can play with children

You can play with animals

You can read

You can read poetry

You can love a wonderful woman

You can make love with feeling

You can listen with heart and soul

You can enjoy the moonlit night

You can love a sunny warm day

You can love winters white way

You can work for charities

You can listen to birds

You can live simply

You can live long and joyfully!