Febreeze

So like there’s this perfume thingy in my place you know and it like sprays stuff out when I walk close to it.  The smell is nice but it is weird and I like hate the sound as it comes.  Ya know that phewt noise.  It squirts without letting me know so sometimes I like get so surprised and it squirts all over my clothes.  Ewwww and that smell sticks to everything.  I like that smell but on my clothes, well like no way.   Sometimes, when a friend comes to visit who might be allergic or not like the smell I move the perfumey thing to a closet.  But it hides waiting for me in there cause after awhile I open the closet door and it goes phewt and spreads its smell all over.  If I am quick I can close the closet door before the phewt sprays all over me but then the smell goes phewt all over the towels and the toilet paper and the paper towels and the cleaning stuff and stuff.  And that smell can be so like intense.  It makes me feel sick all over but then I put it back again on the shelf in the living room and I try to sneak around it so it doesn’t phewt all over me again and again cause the smell is like nice when it is in the air but not too much right and like its lousy on my clothes and especially my skin.  I like this thing cause it is cute but in a weird way cause it also phewts stuff out.  It is cute like a skunk is cute but not as stinky but still stinky you know.