What will it be contestant?
Prize package #1: uncertain love with love given
Prize package #2: certain love with love given
Oooorrrr…
Prize package #3: a lifetime of shallow you-ness……………………. in
your new car!!! (ding ding ding ding ding) This brand new Rendezvous comes with oil injection, a
chassis that won’t quit, is a Hummer of a gas guzzler, a shiny stick shift,
under the hood performance, and a rear end that cannot be beat. She is a quick responder with a short shallow
uncertain performance record.
Contestant, time to choose your prize destiny
Audience please help our contestant
Will it be Door #1, Door #2 or Door #3
Choice will be made right after this word…
Do you have faith, the
faith ground from a lifetime of experience? Are you prepared to make your future a reality? Are you given to making choices on
fact, on faith, or on fact and faith.
We can help. We are
Providence. Our choices are your
choices because we know it all. We
take away your free will and replace it with only the facts. Your informed decision will eliminate
destiny and instead provide you with the humdrum reality of living a life of
ifs. Want a sure thing, we
guarantee it. Want free will, we
will guarantee only that you are in for one helluva ride, hold on, and keep
your hands, feet, and head inside the car.
What will it be contestant?
Will it be Door #1, Door #2 or Door #3
Audience: 1, no 2, 1, 3, 2, 2, 3
It will be none Bob.
I am stepping out of your game
And into my living.
This land of influence
Of audience pressure
Of pretty girls
And shiny things
These are dead to my free will
Bob my choice is made
I choose; I have chosen.
Connection is the most cherished thing this being will have.
