August 29, 2011

New Voice Mail (part two)


The wee window greets me with this simple message: New Voice Mail
Press SP-PHONE
Star ninety-nine
Please enter your password or if you have entered the wrong mail box number press star.
Beep beep beep beep bope beep bope beep beep, number sign
You have one new voice message, to check unheard messages press one-one.
One.  One.
First message…

And there she is: “Hello Norton it's your mother calling.  Better call me soon because I may not be around for much longer.  I love you and care for you deeply son.”

Fuck.

To delete this message press 7.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Forgiveness