Providence Destinies

What will it be contestant?

Prize package #1: uncertain love with love given

Prize package #2: certain love with love given

Oooorrrr…

Prize package #3: a lifetime of shallow you-ness……………………. in your new car!!! (ding ding ding ding ding)  This brand new Rendezvous comes with oil injection, a chassis that won’t quit, is a Hummer of a gas guzzler, a shiny stick shift, under the hood performance, and a rear end that cannot be beat.  She is a quick responder with a short shallow uncertain performance record.

Contestant, time to choose your prize destiny

Audience please help our contestant

Will it be Door #1, Door #2 or Door #3

Choice will be made right after this word…

Do you have faith, the faith ground from a lifetime of experience?  Are you prepared to make your future a reality?  Are you given to making choices on fact, on faith, or on fact and faith.  We can help.  We are Providence.  Our choices are your choices because we know it all.  We take away your free will and replace it with only the facts.  Your informed decision will eliminate destiny and instead provide you with the humdrum reality of living a life of ifs.  Want a sure thing, we guarantee it.  Want free will, we will guarantee only that you are in for one helluva ride, hold on, and keep your hands, feet, and head inside the car.

What will it be contestant?

Will it be Door #1, Door #2 or Door #3

Audience: 1, no 2, 1, 3, 2, 2, 3

It will be none Bob.

I am stepping out of your game

And into my living.

This land of influence

Of audience pressure

Of pretty girls

And shiny things

These are dead to my free will

Bob my choice is made

I choose; I have chosen.

Connection is the most cherished thing this being will have.