January 10, 2012

John Talk

Welcome
Please press button to activate lock
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Thank you
Doors will unlock and open in ten minutes and self cleaning will begin automatically unless you unlock the door sooner
Toilet will flush automatically when...
...you open the door or...
...you wash your hands.
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Please wash your hands.
Paper is dispensed automatically, please press button.
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Place hands under left side of containment area to dispense soap
...squirt...
Move hands to center of containment area to receive water.
...whoosh...whoosh...
...flush...
Move hands to right side of containment area to dry hands.
...whirrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Press button to unlock and open door
...flush...
Thank you for using ExceLoo!

2 comments:

Marjolaine Hébert said...

ha! ha! ha! ha! tooo funny. By any chance, is Woody Allen about to go running through fields of giant carrots in a robot suit?

Unknown said...

What had me puzzled was the voice had an American accent. Had it been Woody Allen's voice,that would have been hilarious.